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Ummm… how long does it take to write a f’ing press release? It’s not a 3,000 word feature story, it includes minor, if any, research and if memory serves, I used to bang out press releases in under an hour.So, remind me again why it takes TWO WHOLE MONTHS (and counting) to write a press […]
Dear Jane Sample is a wickedly funny blog about the ups and downs of an Ad Agency AE in Toronto. Just a few of the many gems found: Think before forwarding: Have a stupid question? Ask Google first:
Wondering how to make it through ANOTHER conference call? Advertising Bingo is the answer to all your prayers! Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Advertising Bingo is a way to change all of that!
Anytime these words are uttered, just start playing this song.
PAINT THAT SHIT GOLD. Fun site, but basically I just love saying, “Paint that shit gold.” Oh yea, the music rocks too.
The average American walks about 900 miles per year. Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American. Just another excuse to drink more alcohol…