Ummm… how long does it take to write a f’ing press release?

It’s not a 3,000 word feature story, it includes minor, if any, research and if memory serves, I used to bang out press releases in under an hour.So, remind me again why it takes TWO WHOLE MONTHS (and counting) to write a press release?!? This is not a major, grand opening announcement. It doesn’t even involve other partners; hence no long approval process… there’s ONE approval, moi.

To sum it up, I’d like to say, “PR department, you SUCK.”