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Conferences

Who needs ’em when you got YouTube gems like these: Paid Search: Design Coding: Link Building 101:

Quote of the Week

Quote that made my week. Courtesy of Magnumpeon and posted on the YouTube video about CRISS ANGEL Believe: “Is this egomaniac ever not narcissistic or completely phony? Even his Cirque du Soleil website is something stolen from Marcelo Gellert’s website that you can find on MySpace. Check it out and you can see the obvious […]

Things I Learned

So yesterday was basically the most horrific day of my life. Okay, I’m exaggerating. It was the 4th worst day of my entire life. But, you might as well learn something, even on the worst days, so here it is: Everyone should adopt my email signature style – all contact information, including office and cell […]

I Heart AdRants

Some days, I think AdRants is the sole thing that keeps me sane. Things that made me die laughing / smile today, courtesy of AdRants: Shave and Get Laid. You Wish… too tired to figure out if this is something Microsoft actually did or a spoof, but either way it’s funny as hell:

Are You Kidding

Allow me to, once again, be boogled…Scenerio: Press Release, etc. is scheduled for 5:35 am the next day… Logo is revoked at 6:30 pm night before. It is decided we will go out tomorrow with NO visual. Are you f’ing kidding me?!? 5:35 am press release. Seriously?! Who chose that time. Again, what the f*ck? […]

Geroge Carlin's View on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and […]

Flashback to '80s TV

Remember She-ra, Surfs, Fraggle Rock, Gummi Bears and Fruit Strip Gum? [youtube=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz_mYl_c5qg”] [youtube=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwAVeugcpJU”]

What's Ahead

Right Media-esque products/publishers… changing the way advertisers do display media buying. It’ll be interesting to watch who comes out on top and who flounders…

Un-freakin-believable

More things my tiny brain just can’t comprehend: How can you be gainfully employed as a “Copywriter” and SUCK at writing copy, let alone proof reading and using spell check?? Our front line slot staff writes better copy than some of the copywriters I know. It’s a sad day when you write the advertising copy […]

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