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I am currently ROYALLY pissed off and completely befuddled by a few things: People’s COMPLETE inability to use spell check. Honestly, how hard is it to click one button? You don’t even have to know how to spell a damn thing. Any computer program has a function that does it for you! Why would you […]
Wish I could remember how I managed to stumble upon this site, but alas… Wordle is a fun site allowing you to generate word clouds. The cool/creative part? You get to tweak the layout, colors, fonts, etc. of your word cloud. Want to guess what post I used? And for some completely unrelated, added fun…
That’s right ladies and gentleman, I know the “cure all” for your problems! Are you ready for it? Are you sure? I think I may need a drum roll… Add it to the website! AND if you create a whole page for it, well by golly…Yep, that’s it. No marketing, no advertising, no special offer […]
Durex has tons of interesting surveys about sex. While fun, I don’t take much stock in them. A few of the results I wouldn’t have guessed: – Women are sexually active earlier than men – Men spend more time on foreplay than women – Average number of sexual partners is 10.5 and 27% of people […]
It’s funny how things transform as you grow older. You realize that memories aren’t reality, but perceptions from how you saw something; not how it actually is. It’s a little sad, but makes letting go a whole lot easier. The hallway isn’t so long and scary anymore. The beach where you made out no longer […]
This was voted Best Commercial in Europe and is another great reminder on why condoms are important. PS – My mom sent me this. I wonder if she was trying to tell me something?
Did you know? The moon is egg shaped, not round. Visit the NASA site and send your name to the moon via the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO). A little hokie, but still fun.Hurry up, you don’t have much time left. The deadline is June 27. You’ll even get a cool certificate like the one below. […]
I love winning and I love being first. In fact, that mindset often gets me into trouble or at the very least, interesting situations, both work and personal. But, swimming reminds me that it’s not always about winning or being first. It’s about being the BEST. If you’re the best, chances are you’re winning anyways.
A few things I just don’t get about Sales Professionals / people trying to pitch us / people who have a promotional idea: Sales Professionals who come to a meeting 100% unprepared. Hell, some of them don’t even bring a deck to pretend they’re prepared. Even more developers don’t bring a demo of their product. […]
A few days ago on Twitter someone started talking about their love for Bacon as a joke. Damn, I wish I could find the original thread. ANYWAY, since then all I’ve seen is stuff about Bacon. There’s Bacon Lollipops, Bacon Bras, Bacon Wallets, Bacon Band-Aids, Bacon Cocktails (one for each month), Bacon-Scented Tuxedos and of […]