Come Clean

By , June 18, 2008 11:51 pm

Stumbled upon this years ago, but still get a kick out it. If memory serves, CP+B designed it, so I know one person who will LOVE this site just on principal :)

Who's Your Friendster?

By , June 17, 2008 10:51 pm

A little long, but definitely worth watching til the very end. The video makes fun of the social networking wars through super cute cartoon animations. Don’t worry, you don’t have the guts to escape the lure of social networking either.

Can't Pick Just One

By , June 17, 2008 8:44 pm

On rare days, the news and Ad Rants is kinda lame. But then, there’s days like these, where it’s like taking candy from a baby. Oh boy, should I start with Buddy Fetch or the commercial for My Wonderful Life. Naw, there were even better ones than that… Like Hyundai’s “Wherever There Is Sport” campaign.

Pee Sport

Although, I must say I’m slightly offended as I don’t think girls can participate in the Sport of Peeing. You can view the rest of the ads in the series . But, I warn you, the rest are lame and the campaign will never compare to the Trojan Games videos. Just one in a series of four:

And, last but not least, I leave you with the REAL definition for YouTube:

Newsworthy

By , June 17, 2008 8:43 pm

A man of great personal integrity and journalistic ethics and yet, his show was incredibly popular. No idea how he did it…

Russert

Tim Russert: 1950 – 2008

Brand Tags Take 4

By , June 16, 2008 7:33 pm

I totally love Noah Brier’s Brand Tag Project. The even cooler part? He keeps adding to it. Now, you can check out Brands in Battle Mode and see which one people prefer. Too lazy to play the game? Check out the leaderboard.

Happy Father's Day

By , June 15, 2008 7:53 am

Once again, Ads of the World delivers the perfect Father’s Day message through this Durex Ad.

Durex Ad

Happy Dad’s Day… cause any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

Butterflies

By , June 14, 2008 8:07 pm

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. Butterflies. They’re a strange thing. You can’t find them; they usually find you. Still, I try to look for butterflies in everything I do. Maybe that’s why I make everything so difficult, but hey, it sure makes life fun!

What really gets me is that there’s no formula for finding butterflies. For most other things, you can figure out a formula. There’s one for getting a job and then a promotion. There are ones for recovering from an addiction or major loss. There are still others for telling how healthy a newborn is and how your child is progressing. There’s even a formula for telling how good someone will be in bed. But, there’s no tried and true formula for finding butterflies. Trust me, I’ve tried.

So, you keep searching. You kiss the frogs in the hopes that they’ll turn into princes, or more accurately, that you’ll feel the butterflies again; if just for a second. When you do stumble upon something that gives you butterflies, fight for it. Fight for it with everything you have. It might be a long time before the butterflies find you again.

The Great Size Debate

By , June 14, 2008 10:30 am

Oh yes, there’s actually a legit website called the Penis Size Debate. The best part? It was developed by a man! If you do have a small penis, don’t worry. According to the site’s Penis Size Facts, only 20% of women stay with a man for his big penis; 40% stay with a man for his money. And, if a woman says size is a non-issue, she usually wants flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. The site even comes complete with diagrams like this one that charts women’s penis-size preference on a technical scale from “ideal” to “not satisfying”.

Do you think size matters? Like perception, I think it’s all relative. So, even if you think you have a small penis, some woman out there thinks it’s HUGE… you just gotta find her.

You Had Me at Login

By , June 14, 2008 8:18 am

What’s your favorite pickup line?

Public Service Announcement

By , June 12, 2008 10:42 pm

As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Therefore: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Hence, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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