Who's Your Friendster?
A little long, but definitely worth watching til the very end. The video makes fun of the social networking wars through super cute cartoon animations. Don’t worry, you don’t have the guts to escape the lure of social networking either.
Can't Pick Just One
On rare days, the news and Ad Rants is kinda lame. But then, there’s days like these, where it’s like taking candy from a baby. Oh boy, should I start with Buddy Fetch or the commercial for My Wonderful Life. Naw, there were even better ones than that… Like Hyundai’s “Wherever There Is Sport” campaign.
Although, I must say I’m slightly offended as I don’t think girls can participate in the Sport of Peeing. You can view the rest of the ads in the series . But, I warn you, the rest are lame and the campaign will never compare to the Trojan Games videos. Just one in a series of four:
And, last but not least, I leave you with the REAL definition for YouTube:
Brand Tags Take 4
I totally love Noah Brier’s Brand Tag Project. The even cooler part? He keeps adding to it. Now, you can check out Brands in Battle Mode and see which one people prefer. Too lazy to play the game? Check out the leaderboard.
Happy Father's Day
Once again, Ads of the World delivers the perfect Father’s Day message through this Durex Ad.
Happy Dad’s Day… cause any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Butterflies
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. Butterflies. They’re a strange thing. You can’t find them; they usually find you. Still, I try to look for butterflies in everything I do. Maybe that’s why I make everything so difficult, but hey, it sure makes life fun!
What really gets me is that there’s no formula for finding butterflies. For most other things, you can figure out a formula. There’s one for getting a job and then a promotion. There are ones for recovering from an addiction or major loss. There are still others for telling how healthy a newborn is and how your child is progressing. There’s even a formula for telling how good someone will be in bed. But, there’s no tried and true formula for finding butterflies. Trust me, I’ve tried.
So, you keep searching. You kiss the frogs in the hopes that they’ll turn into princes, or more accurately, that you’ll feel the butterflies again; if just for a second. When you do stumble upon something that gives you butterflies, fight for it. Fight for it with everything you have. It might be a long time before the butterflies find you again.
The Great Size Debate
Oh yes, there’s actually a legit website called the Penis Size Debate. The best part? It was developed by a man! If you do have a small penis, don’t worry. According to the site’s Penis Size Facts, only 20% of women stay with a man for his big penis; 40% stay with a man for his money. And, if a woman says size is a non-issue, she usually wants flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. The site even comes complete with diagrams like this one that charts women’s penis-size preference on a technical scale from “ideal” to “not satisfying”.
Do you think size matters? Like perception, I think it’s all relative. So, even if you think you have a small penis, some woman out there thinks it’s HUGE… you just gotta find her.
You Had Me at Login
What’s your favorite pickup line?
Public Service Announcement
As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Therefore: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Hence, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.



