Take Me Fishing

A few months ago, The Recreational Boating & Fishing Foundation (RBFF) launched a new campaign and website with the help of Colle+McVoy. I’m totally in love and impressed with the site even though I’m not the biggest fishing fan. I’m also impressed that they’ve continued to expand and add to the site. I really like the […]

Smart Girl

A Smart Girl listens, but never believes, kisses but never loves, and leaves before she is left. I’m sorry to all those who have been affected by this mantra. It’s quite the downfall, but it sure as hell keeps the broken hearts away… or at least it’s supposed to.

My Work Wishlist

I like lists. I like making them and better yet, I like crossing things off them. Just a few things I wish others would cross of their list when contacting me. Make sure everything is spelled correctly in your initial email. I’m always flabbergasted by this one. You’d think most people would have a “pitch” […]

Learnings from Minnesota

I spent about 48 hours in Minnesota this past week. Don’t ask why 🙂 Anyway, you gotta learn something right? Minneapolis is a real city with big buildings and everything. I don’t know why I was imaging something different, but I was. It’s actually pretty cool. Apparently, there’s a super cool sculpture garden. Unfortunately, shopping […]

Ten Things I Love

As of late. We all know I’m insanely fickle 🙂 Vick’s Vapor Rub. I started using it because I couldn’t stop coughing. Not only did it stop the cough, but it made my feet and legs super soft. And it tingles. Suffice it to say, it now has a permanent place in my medicine cabinet. […]

My Fantasy World

Here’s a few things that would happen in my Fantasy World: – Criss Angel would be fired / removed from the script. He’d also have to pay his half of the contract plus all the money lost becasue of his screwups. Or, maybe he could tragically die during one of his tricks. You know, like actually […]

Why Obama Won

This post was going to be titled, “Why Obama’s Going to Win.” But, alas, it’s been a crazy week and I never had a chance to flush this out like I wanted. Since the election is over and I’m dying, the post is going to stay half-assed. Deal with it. First, let’s make it really […]

Marketing Defined

An oldie, but one of those email forwards I still love. Thanks to The Girl Riot for this one! You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. You go up to her and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed, what about it?” That’s Direct Marketing. You go to a party and see […]

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