I lied. This post has no good. But, since it’s still my birthday, I can write whatever I want.

I’m so over this year it’s not even funny. I’d say it’s the worst yet, but I can’t really top losing a son and his father. However, I’d say this year comes pretty damn close.

1. Acid Reflux sucks. Hands down. It sucks the fun and life out of every. single. thing.
2. I lost my best friend. You know, that one person who knew EVERY secret. Literally.
3. I lost 2 more “friends” when I chose to leave the party at 1am vs. 3am. Apparently, I’m un-fun.
4. I made some really moronic business decisions. I’m paying every damn day.
5. And the Coup d’etat? Somewhere along the way I started caring for someone and wanting to believe their words. WTF.

Cheers to another ride around the sun.