Comments (0) Just imagine if every world record during the Olympic Trials and Olympics is broken by a swimmer wearing Speedo’s new LZR Racer. That could possibly be the best advertising ever, even with all of the controversy. Hell, I might even go out and buy the $550 suit for shits and giggles… it’s a small price to pay for the possibility of a world record.
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Durex has tons of interesting surveys about sex. While fun, I don’t take much stock in them. A few of the results I wouldn’t have guessed:
Kinda sad that the global average for achieving orgasms is only 35%. People need to try harder to satisfy each other and find those “sweet spots”.
Did you know? The moon is egg shaped, not round. Visit the NASA site and send your name to the moon via the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO). A little hokie, but still fun.Hurry up, you don’t have much time left. The deadline is June 27. You’ll even get a cool certificate like the one below. Ohhhh Ahhh.
On rare days, the news and Ad Rants is kinda lame. But then, there’s days like these, where it’s like taking candy from a baby. Oh boy, should I start with Buddy Fetch or the commercial for My Wonderful Life. Naw, there were even better ones than that… Like Hyundai’s “Wherever There Is Sport” campaign.
Although, I must say I’m slightly offended as I don’t think girls can participate in the Sport of Peeing. You can view the rest of the ads in the series . But, I warn you, the rest are lame and the campaign will never compare to the Trojan Games videos. Just one in a series of four:
And, last but not least, I leave you with the REAL definition for YouTube:
A man of great personal integrity and journalistic ethics and yet, his show was incredibly popular. No idea how he did it…
Tim Russert: 1950 – 2008
Oh yes, there’s actually a legit website called the Penis Size Debate. The best part? It was developed by a man! If you do have a small penis, don’t worry. According to the site’s Penis Size Facts, only 20% of women stay with a man for his big penis; 40% stay with a man for his money. And, if a woman says size is a non-issue, she usually wants flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. The site even comes complete with diagrams like this one that charts women’s penis-size preference on a technical scale from “ideal” to “not satisfying”.
Do you think size matters? Like perception, I think it’s all relative. So, even if you think you have a small penis, some woman out there thinks it’s HUGE… you just gotta find her.
As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Therefore: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Hence, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
Are you a huge Star Trek fan? Well, now there are Star Trek urns and caskets available. Resistance to purchase is futile.
Digital Thought Leadership Outside of Area Codes That Begin With 9 or 1 is a fabulous article about LVIMA. Basically, LVIMA rocks and interactive marketers in Vegas can play ball with the big dogs too.
This is what you can afford when you’re Arab Royalty and a barrel of oil is going for $125+. The Mercedes is diamond studded, including the tires, and costs $4.8 million. If you want to touch it the cost is $1,000. It belongs to Prince Alwaleed from Saudi Arabia; a true believer in C.R.E.A.M (Cash Rules Everything Around Me).
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