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Why are the simplest things so difficult? I feel like a broken record. I’d like to say it’s just one moron, but, oh no, it’s basically everyone we work with. Why can’t people get the following things through their heads: 1. Use our out of market logo aka put “Las Vegas” on all our advertising. […]
I like to think that I always get everything I want. Most of the time, I do. But, in reality, the two things I’ve wanted most in the world, I’ve lost. I keep searching for reasons why – moving to Vegas, meeting x, becoming y, winning z. But, each justification never lasts nor seems to […]
Good to know my caffeine addiction is still in the safe zone. I think I’ll start up’ing my intake of coffee. Why be in the “moderate” zone when I could be having “delusions of Godhood”? The site even lets you send cute awards like the one below to other bloggers:
Actually, I think writing about how much BDA’s SUCK will make me feel better. Just a few of the complete and total lies I heard this week AND caught them in: Lie: Files were delivered to printer on time, at 3:00 PM. Reality: HELLO dumbass. You forwarded me the email saying they were delivered at […]
I’m cranky, pissed off and have nothing to say. The fact that I have nothing to say nor do I feel like writing about “managing expectations” or the latest, absolutely MORONIC thing the BDA “delivered” is pissing me off even more. Not even this is making laugh… and it always does. Damn it.
Know the secrets to solving problems: They also, “think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” That’s why they use cool charts like the one above and below; because really, the hokey pokey is what it’s all about (and cool charts, duh). Charts courtesy of GraphJam, […]
The creator of Twitter’s Fail Whale, Yiying Lu, designs other cute pictures. I thoroughly enjoy her series on How to Put Away Your Dog Poo. Who comes up with shit (pun intended) like this?!
Just imagine if every world record during the Olympic Trials and Olympics is broken by a swimmer wearing Speedo’s new LZR Racer. That could possibly be the best advertising ever, even with all of the controversy. Hell, I might even go out and buy the $550 suit for shits and giggles… it’s a small price […]
I was contemplating writing my thoughts on “managing expectations,” but it’s Sunday and I’m in relaxing spa mode, so instead, you get this fabulous ad from Absolut. Found courtesy of their Facebook Fan Page.
Totally in love with this hysterical post, I Client, by Creative Beef. All BDA’s might think their clients are douche bags, but guess what, us Clients think all you agency people are absolute morons. Just a few of my favorite bullet points from the article: – “I love when you come to meetings in t-shirts […]