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I like lists. I like making them and better yet, I like crossing things off them. Just a few things I wish others would cross of their list when contacting me. Make sure everything is spelled correctly in your initial email. I’m always flabbergasted by this one. You’d think most people would have a “pitch” […]
I spent about 48 hours in Minnesota this past week. Don’t ask why 🙂 Anyway, you gotta learn something right? Minneapolis is a real city with big buildings and everything. I don’t know why I was imaging something different, but I was. It’s actually pretty cool. Apparently, there’s a super cool sculpture garden. Unfortunately, shopping […]
As of late. We all know I’m insanely fickle 🙂 Vick’s Vapor Rub. I started using it because I couldn’t stop coughing. Not only did it stop the cough, but it made my feet and legs super soft. And it tingles. Suffice it to say, it now has a permanent place in my medicine cabinet. […]
Here’s a few things that would happen in my Fantasy World: – Criss Angel would be fired / removed from the script. He’d also have to pay his half of the contract plus all the money lost becasue of his screwups. Or, maybe he could tragically die during one of his tricks. You know, like actually […]
This post was going to be titled, “Why Obama’s Going to Win.” But, alas, it’s been a crazy week and I never had a chance to flush this out like I wanted. Since the election is over and I’m dying, the post is going to stay half-assed. Deal with it. First, let’s make it really […]
An oldie, but one of those email forwards I still love. Thanks to The Girl Riot for this one! You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. You go up to her and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed, what about it?” That’s Direct Marketing. You go to a party and see […]
I currently hate my Account Team. I hope they all rot in hell and die. Here’s some tips if you’re a BDA and don’t want your Client to wish the same: Don’t question my budget. HELLO, I want to spend money. It’s not coming from your initial budget. You’re telling me you don’t want “free” […]
In my “I really need to sleep, but feel too sick to do so” state, I came to a realization… there’s a huge difference between great sex and great orgasms. You can have great sex with a lot of people. In fact, you can have a so-so orgasm and still have great sex. But, you can’t […]
Just a few more things I don’t get: Why would you lay off staff members 4-5 days before your biggest event of the ENTIRE year?! Wait, I take that back. The damn event has supposedly been 10 years in the making. The event has already received crap reviews. “All” eyes are going to be on […]
Yeah, yeah, I know I’ve posted this picture before, but it deserves a repost. I just wish the site could do more damage to the picture. I must say, my dream came half true during filming. But, alas, I wasn’t there to witness it and the honor went to a bull, not me. Remember when […]