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I’m cranky, pissed off and have nothing to say. The fact that I have nothing to say nor do I feel like writing about “managing expectations” or the latest, absolutely MORONIC thing the BDA “delivered” is pissing me off even more. Not even this is making laugh… and it always does. Damn it.
Know the secrets to solving problems: They also, “think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” That’s why they use cool charts like the one above and below; because really, the hokey pokey is what it’s all about (and cool charts, duh). Charts courtesy of GraphJam, […]
The creator of Twitter’s Fail Whale, Yiying Lu, designs other cute pictures. I thoroughly enjoy her series on How to Put Away Your Dog Poo. Who comes up with shit (pun intended) like this?!
Just imagine if every world record during the Olympic Trials and Olympics is broken by a swimmer wearing Speedo’s new LZR Racer. That could possibly be the best advertising ever, even with all of the controversy. Hell, I might even go out and buy the $550 suit for shits and giggles… it’s a small price […]
I was contemplating writing my thoughts on “managing expectations,” but it’s Sunday and I’m in relaxing spa mode, so instead, you get this fabulous ad from Absolut. Found courtesy of their Facebook Fan Page.
Totally in love with this hysterical post, I Client, by Creative Beef. All BDA’s might think their clients are douche bags, but guess what, us Clients think all you agency people are absolute morons. Just a few of my favorite bullet points from the article: – “I love when you come to meetings in t-shirts […]
Too freaking tired to formulate words, so go here. If everyone feels the same way, why do people still continue to commit these Twitter “crimes”? It’s like posting on your own Facebook wall. You just DON’T do it.
I am currently ROYALLY pissed off and completely befuddled by a few things: People’s COMPLETE inability to use spell check. Honestly, how hard is it to click one button? You don’t even have to know how to spell a damn thing. Any computer program has a function that does it for you! Why would you […]
Wish I could remember how I managed to stumble upon this site, but alas… Wordle is a fun site allowing you to generate word clouds. The cool/creative part? You get to tweak the layout, colors, fonts, etc. of your word cloud. Want to guess what post I used? And for some completely unrelated, added fun…
That’s right ladies and gentleman, I know the “cure all” for your problems! Are you ready for it? Are you sure? I think I may need a drum roll… Add it to the website! AND if you create a whole page for it, well by golly…Yep, that’s it. No marketing, no advertising, no special offer […]