C.R.E.A.M

This is what you can afford when you’re Arab Royalty and a barrel of oil is going for $125+. The Mercedes is diamond studded, including the tires, and costs $4.8 million. If you want to touch it the cost is $1,000. It belongs to Prince Alwaleed from Saudi Arabia; a true believer in C.R.E.A.M (Cash […]

LVIMA Rocks

The Las Vegas Interactive Marketing Association aka LVIMA rocks! And so does this video about our upcoming event:

Famous Failures

Have you failed yet? No worries, you’re not alone.

Brand Tags

Just another reason why I love Twitter: I stumbled upon Noah Brier’s Brand Tag project. Awesome idea that is basically a free, giant brand perception database.Go ahead, you know you want to see what others are saying about your favorite brands. Some of it is a big, “duh!”; obviously good for those brands that have […]

The Onion: Renting Movies

Just one more reason why The Onion is one of the world’s greatest news sites:

History Lessons

History Lessons your teacher never taught you:1. Don’t piss off your peasants. They’ll revolt and kill you. 2. Don’t piss off the short people. They’re mean because people pick on them for being short and they’ll take over the world and kill you. 3. The Romans crucified people because it was FUNNY! 4. Ass is […]

Mullets

Apparently, mullets are a big deal in MN. This year’s MN Mullet Contest winner was a 3 year old boy and there was definitely some family controversy as his 5 year old brother was the reigning champion 2 years running.

Proud to be an American

The average American walks about 900 miles per year. Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American. Just another excuse to drink more alcohol…

Geroge Carlin's View on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and […]

What's Ahead

Right Media-esque products/publishers… changing the way advertisers do display media buying. It’ll be interesting to watch who comes out on top and who flounders…

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