- My body decided Acid Reflux would be fun to have
- I discovered some of my “friends” weren’t really friends
- I learned that some rules weren’t meant to be broken
- While I played with my fair share of boy toys, I never felt butterflies for long
- I had the joy of marketing the world’s #1 douchebag
- We said goodbye to a sucky agency only to get an even more craptastic one
- I got a promotion while others got laid off
- I didn’t break out my camera as much as I would have liked
- I’m a shade paler
- I still haven’t found a good hair stylist in Vegas