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Pigs Grew Wings and Hell Got Cold
I’m a little concerned that pigs will start flying and hell will freeze over. Just a few things that crossed my mind in the last few weeks:
- Signing a year lease.
- In fact, I took it a step further and actually considered buying a place if the floor plan I liked wasn’t available for rent. WTF? When did Vegas become a place to stay?! No, no, no.
- Downloading the Google toolbar on my personal computer. Luckily, this only lasted all of five minutes thanks to the icons being all the same picture.
- Letting down a few “walls”. Whew, good thing this one didn’t happen either.
- Retiring my “single” status. This one only lasted a few seconds, so I think I’ll pretend it never crossed my mind
- Being honest instead of truthful. Totally chickened out of this one. Stamp a big “P” on my forehead and take off a few of the diamonds on the platinum encrusted balls.
- Buying a car that wasn’t a VW Beetle.
- Working (again) for the guy who last year said, “Because you are woman, I cannot in good conscience promote you.” Crazy what money and big titles will make you consider. Also, isn’t it ironic that he’s now offering to make me Executive Director and even threw around the VP title?
There were a few more, but since they were scarier than those listed above, I can’t bring myself to actually make them “real” by seeing them in print.
Luckily, since none of them actually have yet to happen, I think the pigs and hell are still safe; for now.
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