How to Eat M&M's

Rumor is, “you’re only as good as your last post.” So, thanks to Joker for sharing the best way to eat a bag of M&M’s and making this blog post full of steamy goodness.

First, I’d caress the bag. Show it I’m gentle but make my intentions clear as I tease at the edge, biting ever so gently into the wrapper until I am the one to decide for it to open its sweet contents to me. I’d then take my time with the delicious hard and soft textures that melt in my mouth and sometimes in my hand, always making sure that the bag is satisfied with my execution. I prolong the luscious goodness for as long as possible until the bag is totally spent and I’m smiling with the memory of its delicious taste on my lips and tongue.

Now, go make out with someone!

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