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Dear BDA, Thank you for responding to my RFP. I’m sure a lot of time, effort and thought was put into your response. With all that time, effort and thought, it would behove you to spend an extra 20 minutes or less doing a little grammar and spell check. Remember, the little things count. Here’s […]
I couldn’t find anything more hysterical than last year’s picture I posted, so I figured this year, I’d go for cheesy and sentimental. Happy Father’s Day to: To the dad that took me horseback riding every Sunday and taught me how to waterski To the dad that taught me how to throw a baseball and […]
Frank Eliason aka @comcastcares wrote a great post about business cards being passe. It got me thinking. Besides an ego trip, what is the point of business cards these days? – You can find me on twitter – If you text my name to 21691 you can get all my info (I know, snazzy that I […]
Just a few things I learned this weekend: Men are total babies. Even the smart ones. Passive aggressiveness drives me crazy. Just say what you have to say. To my face. I’m still waiting for the guy that makes it past the two week mark and isn’t a total prick. I guess my guy picking […]
Just a fun one… you need one of those every so often: 1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt…. A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a […]
This is a rant. You’ve been forewarned. I AM SICK AND TIRED of people whining, “no one’s figured out social media ROI yet.” I got news for you buddy… YES, we have. It may not be a download-able report like your display campaign, but oh yes, the ROI of social has been discovered. In case […]
As I’m reading along today, I’ve come across many “ridiculously easy” solutions to all my problems. Here’s just a few: Screw the Stakeholders web design requests. Just have an empowered web strategist. Really? Oh, okay. Let me whip that right up. Even if your web strategist is empowered, I’d like to see them sit in […]
The study that has everyone ohhh and ahhh’ing this week? Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s: iPhone Users Recall Ads 21% better than non-iPhone users. To this I have one word: DUH. Let’s think: iPhone users only see ONE ad at a time The ad is big, colorful and annoying. Think pop-up ads when they first […]
Throughout history, commoners and kings have been drawn to the desert in search of adventure, intrigue and the wonder of distant lights. Although the footing sometimes was treacherous, the rewards were grand. Time has illustrated that the ancients had the right idea. Welcome to Las Vegas, the most incredible oasis the world has ever known. […]